Showing posts with label Reads for Him. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reads for Him. Show all posts

Monday, February 9, 2009

50 things that girls wish guys knew

A list of 51 different things that girls wish guys knew

1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.

7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

30. Clean your room before we come over.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.

44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you.

51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep
(Thanks to Katie Brown, good idea to add this one.)

#52 - Don't tell your girl "I saw "this thing" that you would have loved and I was going to buy it for you..." or " I was going to buy you "fill in the blank"... but then didn't for whatever reason. If you didn't buy it we don't want to hear about it, all that does is create disppointment. Either buy it or shut up about it.
53. A quote from Sex and the City submitted by Molly
Adam: Well then c'mon....give me a BJ. Up and down a couple of times; you're done....its easy!!

Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there; Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex and all the while bopping up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey....they dont call it a job for nothing!!

SO TRUE!!!!

30 ThInGs GuYs WaNt GiRlS To KnOw !!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway,

!!!44 ThinGs A GIRL would dIe 4 !!!

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1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly

are you remembering this?


6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading


11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight
back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes
her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-ALWAYS HUG HER AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN YOU SEE HER.
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful... not sexy!
20-TELL HER THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER!

oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help
we might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to get
us things
26-DONT LIE TO HER
27-DONT CHEAT ON HER
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a
good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she
doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can
always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you
want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she
will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in
and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're
mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her


36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so
she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your
fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes
and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. ALWAYS REMIND HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Some Smart Ways to Make Women Fall for You

How can you make a girl feel special besides maintaining your own identity and style. Following are some tips that would help you to pursue a woman’s taste and make her fall into your arms while reviving your own at the same time.
Under Promise & Over Deliver: This is a very famous marketing rule which works equally well with women. Women set quite high standards for themselves and consider every one else beneath them, even men for that matter. To get above her, you need to exceed her expectations. Try to show and do big things for her, things which she can’t imagine like: getting her expensive gifts or even simple cards, being on time for a date or movie, getting her flowers every time you show up, passionate and steamy calls, etc. Even taking her out on long drives would bring you up in the priority list and would make you shine like an armor in front of her.
Praising & Noticing Her: Most women would like to receive the most attention from their partner. So if you see your attention wandering in the crowd or if you two end up not talking to each other in a party or feel lost in the gathering, it is the time for you to take the initiative and get the chemistry back. Tell people about how amazing and beautiful you find her. This will make her feel good. Apart from situations like this, on a regular basis too, you should keep on telling her that how different she is from others, what is the reason that you fall for her. Women like to hear what their partner thinks of them. They like to be noticed and also like anyone who notices them. Thus simple acts of noticing her can make you two get closer to one another.
Reveal your heart: Showing a woman what you feel for her can get her spinning in your arms. If you wear your heart on sleeves, it can almost be guaranteed that she would do the same. Sharing intermittent feelings always helps. Showing your gal, how you want her badly will inspire her more and will open her up in front of you. Try to be a little mushy and steamy. That’s it, you need not go any further from there. Tell her that how desperate you have been to meet her. All these can make you win more than half of the battle.
Take her in your life: This does not mean that you cannot do the guy’s stuff. You simply need to involve her in the acts that you do, in the decisions that you take. Making her feel honored and a part of your life can get her right in there. Some important acts wherein she can be involved are: introduction amidst your friends as your girl, getting her to dine with your family on any special eve, say like Christmas. Getting involved in her life and making her involved in yours is quite essential and required to succeed and to become the cynosure of your woman’s heart and eyes.
Get some originality and some humor: Women hate when men copy. However, if you come up with something original and special for her, I am sure she would get crazy for you. Set up some innovative ideas for her birthday, your date or any evening outing and see the magic happening. She will discover these new things as happening and exciting and will definitely wrap your around you to show her warmth towards the same. Apart from being original, cracking little funny jokes during a date can be priceless. Making your girl laugh is stupendous.
Listening out her and reassuring her: These are two yet other important and tiny things. Just be listening her side of the story, you can become the most sought after man. Put your eyes and ears to what she has to say, respond positively and if required advise her. All this will make you stick in her mind. Also, keep her reassuring of her ideas, her strategy, her look, her way of handling things etc. Make her know her importance and position in your life. Remove all her fears and insecurity and this would get a boomerang effect.
Following these simple yet powerful tips, can get you what you want i.e. a women getting stumped for you.
Are you tired of facing rejections from women? Are you not able to attract women despite of having hot looks and the required richness? Do you lack the required attitude that is very much required to make a woman swamp for you? If you are wondering that you can you make a sexy woman flip for you without losing your identity, this ebook Guy Gets Girl provides with you the exact details.

Some Smart Ways to Make Women Fall for You


How can you make a girl feel special besides maintaining your own identity and style. Following are some tips that would help you to pursue a woman’s taste and make her fall into your arms while reviving your own at the same time.
Under Promise & Over Deliver: This is a very famous marketing rule which works equally well with women. Women set quite high standards for themselves and consider every one else beneath them, even men for that matter. To get above her, you need to exceed her expectations. Try to show and do big things for her, things which she can’t imagine like: getting her expensive gifts or even simple cards, being on time for a date or movie, getting her flowers every time you show up, passionate and steamy calls, etc. Even taking her out on long drives would bring you up in the priority list and would make you shine like an armor in front of her.
Praising & Noticing Her: Most women would like to receive the most attention from their partner. So if you see your attention wandering in the crowd or if you two end up not talking to each other in a party or feel lost in the gathering, it is the time for you to take the initiative and get the chemistry back. Tell people about how amazing and beautiful you find her. This will make her feel good. Apart from situations like this, on a regular basis too, you should keep on telling her that how different she is from others, what is the reason that you fall for her. Women like to hear what their partner thinks of them. They like to be noticed and also like anyone who notices them. Thus simple acts of noticing her can make you two get closer to one another.
Reveal your heart: Showing a woman what you feel for her can get her spinning in your arms. If you wear your heart on sleeves, it can almost be guaranteed that she would do the same. Sharing intermittent feelings always helps. Showing your gal, how you want her badly will inspire her more and will open her up in front of you. Try to be a little mushy and steamy. That’s it, you need not go any further from there. Tell her that how desperate you have been to meet her. All these can make you win more than half of the battle.
Take her in your life: This does not mean that you cannot do the guy’s stuff. You simply need to involve her in the acts that you do, in the decisions that you take. Making her feel honored and a part of your life can get her right in there. Some important acts wherein she can be involved are: introduction amidst your friends as your girl, getting her to dine with your family on any special eve, say like Christmas. Getting involved in her life and making her involved in yours is quite essential and required to succeed and to become the cynosure of your woman’s heart and eyes.
Get some originality and some humor: Women hate when men copy. However, if you come up with something original and special for her, I am sure she would get crazy for you. Set up some innovative ideas for her birthday, your date or any evening outing and see the magic happening. She will discover these new things as happening and exciting and will definitely wrap your around you to show her warmth towards the same. Apart from being original, cracking little funny jokes during a date can be priceless. Making your girl laugh is stupendous.
Listening out her and reassuring her: These are two yet other important and tiny things. Just be listening her side of the story, you can become the most sought after man. Put your eyes and ears to what she has to say, respond positively and if required advise her. All this will make you stick in her mind. Also, keep her reassuring of her ideas, her strategy, her look, her way of handling things etc. Make her know her importance and position in your life. Remove all her fears and insecurity and this would get a boomerang effect.
Following these simple yet powerful tips, can get you what you want i.e. a women getting stumped for you.
Are you tired of facing rejections from women? Are you not able to attract women despite of having hot looks and the required richness? Do you lack the required attitude that is very much required to make a woman swamp for you? If you are wondering that you can you make a sexy woman flip for you without losing your identity, this ebook Guy Gets Girl provides with you the exact details.

Find Your Perfect Match With Match Special


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This dating community endows a refined and subtle form of matchmaking, which helps the users to know and understand each other before gearing up for any serious relation. It also aids in development of emotional bonds, which long till eternity. Along with the customers, the dating site also provides ample attention to its investors and advertisers by allocating appropriate web locations to them. The collaboration in between the pages is downright appealing.
The members can not only directly contact with the other profile users by checking out who is online and not, they can also build steadfast communication with the site managers, who are 24/7 working diligently to provide the customers with the best matches.
In a nutshell, the site takes an appreciating move forward to build collaboration in between people from different nationalities and religions, which in itself, is a praiseworthy step.

Find Love -The Cyber Way


Man is a social animal. Every individual feels the need of that special someone in life, at one point or the other. It gives a feeling of bliss, if you have someone with you who can share your joys, sorrows and life with you. Afineromance.com is a site which aims at helping individuals to find their soul mates.
This site offers free online dating service to singles looking for a soul mate as well as a successful long-term romantic relationship. There are more than thousands of internet dating sites available on the web, but this is one dating portal, which truly stands out. Firstly, it entertains only genuine members, who are seriously looking for a meaningful relationship. The site is extremely user friendly and allows the user to view profiles of potential mates, interact with them and post information about oneself. The best thing about the site is that one need not worry that the personal details would be leaked out.
The site allows an individual to find love and romance without the fear of being harassed or the details being misused. The members can even browse through categories for their specific choice for some religion, sports, hobbies or interests. Yes, it is that easy. If you are looking for a partner and have in mind some prerequisites like some qualities, interests or faith in a concept, all you need to do is to browse to the specific category and choose from the available choices and members. Finding love was never so easy!